Caption Contest 2012.6 and a Winner Announced!

Ok, Ok, I know, it's been a while since we've had a caption contest and you're just dying to know who won the last one, right? Well, the truth is, those of us who administer this blog of lofty literary renown have been busy laughing at the many great captions turned in for the last contest! It really is a shame that only one winner can be chosen, but alas, life is tough. Therefore, after much wrangling, we have decided upon the following entry as the winner!

When a Butt crayon just won't do! Posted by: Jason Trimble 

Congratulations to Jason! Simply comment on this blog to submit your mailing address (which will remain confidential) and we'll send you your free, autographed copy of Orrin Woodward and my best selling book Life.

Now (drum roll please) we are proud to present the next caption contest! The winner this time will receive a free autographed copy of my upcoming book, A Month of Italy: Rediscovering the Art of Vacation. Enjoy!