It's pretty sad, actually, that it's been so long between caption contests. In fact, I imagine all three of you readers out there actually FORGOT we had caption contests. This is possible to believe because I almost forgot that we had them!
To set things right, we will now reveal a new caption contest. But first: we must crown the winner of the last one.
After much deliberation, argumentation, and food throwing, the winner was chosen by our distinguished panel to be the following entry from Steve Tokarski: