It's pretty sad, actually, that it's been so long between caption contests. In fact, I imagine all three of you readers out there actually FORGOT we had caption contests. This is possible to believe because I almost forgot that we had them!
To set things right, we will now reveal a new caption contest. But first: we must crown the winner of the last one.
After much deliberation, argumentation, and food throwing, the winner was chosen by our distinguished panel to be the following entry from Steve Tokarski:
And the Detroit Lions won the SuperBowl too.
And now, with no further dithering, we introduce the next chance for one of you three to win a free book! Here it is (click on photo to enlarge):