Quips

Middle age is the time of life when work begins to be a lot less fun and fun begins to be a lot more work.

The good old days are those days that I could master.  The pace was slower and I was faster.

Living in the past has its advantages - it's cheaper!

It used to be that if you were "sound as a dollar" you were considered in perfect health - today, it means you are in bad shape.

(Source: The Complete Book of Zingers by Croft M. Pentz)