The garden of prosperity is a curious place in which many strange activities occur. Simply observing the scurry of the Modern Man reveals an unorganized Olympic-like competition featuring the following events:
10. Climbing over others to get to the top
9. Throwing babies out with the bath water
8. Running behind
7. Pounding the pavement
6. Kicking butt (and taking names)
5. Throwing others under the bus (one with four wheel drive and a lift kit, no doubt)
4. Hurling insults
3. Catching drifts
2. Jumping to conclusions
1. Passing the buck
There are others, to be sure, such as Dodging responsibility, Chopping others off at the knees, and Stabbing people in the back.
Perhaps you have witnessed a few of your own. Feel free to add them to the comment section.
